Happy & Fat

i'd rather be happy and fat than skinney and miserable
i'd rather eat yummy food than eat shit
once i tried to lose weight, but it was too difficult
truth is, though, i don't care if i'm not fit

tofu skim milk soy beans cooked rice
taste like shit, but boy do i look nice
run jump lift weights what the hell's ty-bo
lose some pounds but they won't stay off though
stretch up stretch down i can't stretch nothin'
i can see my toes, but i sure as hell can't touch 'em
wanna eat pizza and i wanna eat pie
may not live long, but i'll be happy when i die
how could i enjoy being fit when i can't
eat some cheese or some chips, oh no, i'll get fat!

i'd rather be happy and fat than skinney and miserable
i'd rather eat yummy food than eat shit
once i tried to lose weight, but it was too difficult
truth is, though, i don't care if i'm not fit

push-up pull-up sit-up stand-up
i've heard enough of this so clam-up
i won't lift a finger, i won't lift an arm
unless it's to pick up my guitar
i like good food, really really good food
if i'm mad it puts me in a good mood
running fast and working out
that's for some people, but count me out
how could i enjoy being fit when i can't
eat some cheese or some chips, oh no, i'll get fat!

i'd rather be happy and fat than skinney and miserable
i'd rather eat yummy food than eat shit
once i tried to lose weight, but it was too difficult
truth is, though, i don't care if i'm not fit

i am lazy just like a sloth
i'll drink some butter in chicken broth
my arm's in shape if you know what i mean
so i can play drums like you've never seen
and gimme some ice cream, gimme candy
strawberry short-cake, that would be dandy
and gimme some buttered noodles please
and gimme some deep-fried frickin' cheese

how could i enjoy being fit when i can't
eat some cheese or some chips, oh no, i'll get fat!

i'd rather be happy and fat than skinney and miserable
i'd rather eat yummy food than eat shit
once i tried to lose weight, but it was too difficult
truth is, though, i don't care if i'm not fit

i'd rather be happy and fat than skinney and miserable
i'd rather eat yummy food than eat shit
once i tried to lose weight, but it was too difficult
truth is, though, i don't care if i'm not fit