Pudding

oh where is the pudding that i left in the frige
there was one more yesterday
i know i didn't eat it and if someone else did
there's gonna be hell to pay

i got that pudding for a little treat
to eat when i need to relax
i sure hope nobody else ate my pudding
because it was the last

i would be happy to share my pudding
if there was some more
but if it's my last pudding, you should leave it alone
you dirty, stinking whore

my pudding, my pudding, someone ate my last pudding
my pudding, my pudding, someone ate my last pudding
my pudding, my pudding, someone ate my last pudding
shoulda been putting a label on my last pudding

i like the pudding that you cook on the stove
the kind that has the skin
it seeps down your throat, it's creamery texture
almost is a sin

the chocolate and vanilla taste
are so good on their own
but one could mix them both together
it takes one to the zone

i had six whole things of pudding
but i only ate five
but now there is nothing left
why should i stay alive

my pudding, my pudding, someone ate my last pudding
my pudding, my pudding, someone ate my last pudding
my pudding, my pudding, someone ate my last pudding
shoulda been putting a label on my last pudding
on my last pudding