The Ballad Of Mr. Ronk

special guests:

Jarrod Sandel - trombone

Carey Hammel - bass trombone

Jamie Brandt - trumpet

born in the hills of scotland
with a textbook in his hand
he was the mightiest of them all
to ever walk the land
his head was full of knowledge
and his face was full of fuzz
the men all wanted to be like him
but nobody ever was

and all the dogs would bark in praise
and all the geese would honk
to us he is a hero
he's the legand known as ronk
the legand known as ronk
and a-hidey-oh, a-hidey-aye
a-hidey-hodey-haydey-aye

he faught the loch-ness monster
when it crawled onto the land
hi didn't have a weapon
he only had his hand
and when his wife was freezing
he knitted her a quilt
he had nothing to his name
except a test-tube and a kilt

and all the dogs would bark in praise
and all the geese would honk
to us he is a hero
he's the legand known as ronk
the legand known as ronk
and a-hidey-oh, a-hidey-aye
a-hidey-hodey-haydey-aye

he wanted to make some money
so he got a job at dow
when he discovered cold-fusion
he proudly took a bow
then he swam across the atlantic
to get to the USA
'cause he wanted to teach the children there
that science was the way

and all the dogs would bark in praise
and all the geese would honk
to us he is a hero
he's the legand known as ronk
the legand known as ronk
a-hidey-aye, a-hidey-oh
a-hidey-hodey-haydey-aye

the legand known as ronk
the legand known as ronk
it's gary martin ronk
the legand known as ronk
RONK!