I Hope I Never Fall Off A Cliff

i hope i never fall off a cliff 'cause that would piss me off
and i'd probably get hurt, and i would hate that

if i were speeding through the desert in my rocket scates
chasing after a real fast bird, just to get a taste
i'd make sure i didn't take a wrong turn
because it might lead to a spot that drops right off
a few hundred stories to the ground
or maybe right onto some sharp rocks
then i'd have to hold a sign that said "ouch"
that said "ouch"

if i wanted to catch a bird that was faster than me
i'd probably stick out my leg, 'cause it would trip, you see
i wouldn't buy some dynamite
from a catalogue that i just happen to have around
i wouldn't buy some earth-quake pills
because that would make everything shake on the ground
and then i'd stumble around a ledge and try not to

fall right off a cliff 'cause that would piss me off
and i'd probably get hurt, and i would hate that