Phil

he is a friend who's always there
he has a white spot in his hair
call him a dick, he doesn't care
and he finds silly things to wear
he'll get up and give you his chair
he'll sew your shirt if there's a tear
he'll scream if you give him a scare
he's not afraid of any BEAR!

he's even nice to those he hates
his girl can't go out on dates
so he just hangs out with his mates

he plays guitar better than me
he doesn't need glasses to see
his brother steve is not fat-free

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PHIL!